August 2011
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If a girl does a Chewbacca impression, is it sexy?
I’d say yes….well I’m hoping because I stood in the mall today playing with a chewie doll doing impressions…if not I’m f’d.
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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
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Fucked Friday.
aujourd’hui, c’est amusant vendredi ce qui veut dire … Je vais être sadique et faire quelque chose à quelqu’un aujourd’hui autour de 08h15.
Je vais appeler et leur jouer Rebecca Black’s vendredi et continuer à demander jusqu’à ce que le morceau est terminé. le fera un total de 5 fois ce matin.
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me: (buttoned up top button of new flannel shirt) look i look chola!
sister: (looks at me then looks away) you cant be chola and wear a ghost busters shirt underneath.
me: (looks down at shirt)…GEEK CHOLA!
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must filter.
lately have been working on filtering my words. no more vulgarity and inappropriate language. less profanity more classy is my new motto. i will be a lady.
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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im going to get my hands on the something very special soon!!! i hope they still have it in 2 1/2 weeks…please still be selling this. i will post another update when i get the thing im looking for ;D
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flannel is the color of my energy.
went out today on a mission, “find new flannel.”
drove to 6 stores this morning before noon and found only 1 pretty blue flannel shirt and it still doesn’t fit correctly. it wont button over my HUGE bewbz (triple D’s.) sucks having bewbzs the size of someones head, trust me i put a bra on my head and it fit perfectly…i must have a huge head O_o
will not give up my...
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i must buy...buy...BUY!
in the mood to spend money on make up. I’m not girly but this is my only girly bone (heehee…bone.) so ladies out in tumblr-land any recommendations on GREAT (not mediocre) products?
oh, and preferably organic. animal testing NOT welcome.
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it's all good in the hood
I’m sure my neighbors hate me.
I sing extremely loud. play music at unreasonable volumes in the middle of the night. And run up and down my stairs sometimes tripping and hitting the walls on the way up and down.
one time I was singing in my living room soo loud they stared banging on the walls. I then got pissed and walked to the wall being banged on and screamed a WHOLE...
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